My nephew and I couldn’t just leave well enough alone with the parody lyrics we’ve been working on. So, we recruited our friend, Harfax to record a few of them. He is “talented” and has been “involved” in music for many years now. The first video is done. Also, thanks to Dead Charming for not only tolerating the song but promoting it! Click on the video at your own risk!
Like many people, I’ve heard the song I Kissed a Girl, and I’ve seen the NBC show My Name is Earl. Like any normal person, I decided the two should be combined. So I did it – not necessarily well – but I did it.
The following lyrics should be sung to the tune of I Kissed a Girl by Katy Perry, Lukasz Gottwald, Max Martin and Cathy Dennis. I apologize in advance to these writers for butchering your chart-topping song.
Please don’t steal this parody, unless you happen to be Weird Al Yankovic. If you are Weird Al, I’m a big fan and would greatly appreciate you using this song and helping me make millions (or even 10 bucks would be sweet).
For the record, I personally do not remember ever kissing anyone named Earl (male, female or hermaphrodite), although it’s not beyond reason I may have been given a peck on the cheek as an infant by my Uncle Earl.
Anyway, here are the lyrics to I Kissed an Earl:
There is this cool show on TV
It’s really funny
One actress is super hot to me
She’s Jaime Pressly
Won a trip to
The closed set
Just wanted to check her out
It’s not Ms. Pressly I met
Ended up getting thrown out
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I kissed an Earl and I liked it
Even though it made me feel sick
I kissed an Earl just to try it
I hope my wife doesn’t like it
It felt so weird
It felt so dumb
I think my lips went all numb
I kissed an Earl and I liked it
I liked it
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No I would not repeat this act
Pretend it didn’t happen
Forget he smelled of vanilla extract
Lips are still chappin’
It’s not what
Straight guys do
Not supposed to smooch Jason Lee
And guys don’t
Use the word “smooch”
What’s happened to me!?
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I kissed an Earl and I liked it
Should have been Jaime’s red lips
I kissed an Earl just to try it
Can we just call it a slip?
It felt so off
It felt so strange
Don’t mean I’m totally deranged
I kissed an Earl and I liked it
I liked it.
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Us guys we are such homophobes
Football, fast cars, and huge ski slopes
We like when two chicks kiss and stroke
But different – with two dudes
I guess because they don’t have boobies
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I kissed an Earl and I liked it
But the world says I must quit
I kissed an Earl just to try it
Put that in your pan and fry it
It felt so wrong
Maybe I’m nuts
Probably shouldn’t have squeezed Earl’s butt
I kissed an Earl and I liked it
I liked it
2008 Rickety Inflictor Productions
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