Comments on: I Must Be Doing Something Wrong: Hot Moms in Showers, and Demons Among Us

By: milf

milf — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 01:46:46 +0000

milfs are the best

By: Skep

Skep — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 17:43:58 +0000

How wonderful!!

I’m sure the wolf face fan club will appreciate your help

By: How You Doin Blondie

How You Doin Blondie — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 22:04:37 +0000

HILARIOUS! And I thought I had it rough with the overwhelming majority of the queries that return my blog consisting of some kind of combination of the words “gay” “balls” and “touch”. I surrender my crown, oh valiant knight.

By: Tim

Tim — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 02:23:58 +0000

It’s good to know I’m not the only one.

Some time back, I wrote a post about the cartoon show “Pinky and the Brain” being geared toward adults more than children. I’ve since started getting all kinds of hits from people searching for “Adult Cartoons.” When almost 800 people searched for that term, but instead found the eulogy for my mother-in-law, or my list of facts about “Ed Hoculi” (muscular NFL ref), I’m pretty sure they were disappointed.

Strangely though, the most frequent search combo to hit my blog is “cartoon turkey.” People have searched for that term, and found my blog, almost 7000 times.

Somehow, I can’t help but feel that this is a commentary on my blog, or on my writing. – Tim

By: duffboy

duffboy — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 20:18:39 +0000

Perhaps a more frequent pain that we know of, one of the weird ones for today: “rough toilet paper”.

By: betme

betme — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 16:30:24 +0000

Today I found this gem in my search engine:

“licking the windows on the short bus”

By: Jenny

Jenny — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 04:46:09 +0000

This is so funny! I didn’t realize you could track what keywords people use to find your blog. Do you pay for that, or is there a free link somewhere? I want to get it up on mine.

By: M. Wade Nichols

M. Wade Nichols — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 16:08:46 +0000

I’m still getting visitors from links posted in 2003. I hosted a Flash file called “Bang Bang Bang” and get traffic all the time for it. I don’t get the strange search terms like I use to, but here are a few recent ones.

needy newfy
history of matrimonials
panic attack tongue hurt
characteristics of of aging

By: indianamatt

indianamatt — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 01:32:28 +0000

I had to make an addition here. Today, I had the cutest internet search term that I’ve seen so far. It was, “I’m 12. What to give my crush on Valentine’s Day.”
That’s pretty adorable. Hopefully the poor kid didn’t read my blogs.

By: indianamatt

indianamatt — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 01:01:28 +0000

Allison, there was only the one that I installed so we’re all right.
Everybody, keep those crazy search terms coming!